Anal Anxiety

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016

anal thunder

When someone has has way too many tacos at the party and fucked up your bathroom.

Frank: Did you see Tommy? He had like 40 of your mom's 'special tacos'

Bobby: Yeah that kid has some serious anal thunder right now, I wouldn't use your bathroom for a couple of days.

by purplegator October 22, 2010

Anal train

the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once

The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack

by XI IS DADDY September 29, 2021

anal crawler

A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.

My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night

by Wolfpup1424 May 25, 2020

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019