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Evans

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!
That guy is rough, who is he?”
“He’s an Evans.”
“That makes so much sense”
by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020
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Evan

The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.
Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
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by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021
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Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
by Lenlen June 11, 2023
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Izzy Evans

Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.
1: Is that Izzy Evans?
2: Yes, she is perfect, isn’t she?
by Never here October 2, 2021
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Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
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Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you
Evan is the best
by anonymous March 18, 2022
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Evan

Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute
Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute
by Cats rules March 11, 2019
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