Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself

Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive

by The Dearth June 29, 2021

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft June 9, 2018

test drive

an Ariana Grande song that is in the Positions deluxe album.

Did you listen to test drive by Ariana Grande its so good.

by yyuuhh April 26, 2021

bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats June 1, 2018

diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.

Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!

by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017

anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good

andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”

by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017

Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive

Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.

by MyPi February 26, 2019