Grandma's chicken salad

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

by J Rones August 27, 2009

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason

Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?

by PantsWrangler June 7, 2007

Heavy Metal Salad

A wrecked car that has alot of damage. Usually only used for bad to extreme cases of a wreck.

Cody's car is now a heavy metal salad

by Platniumkid April 10, 2009

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case

"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"

by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016

Alabama Cesar salad

When in the 69 position, you titty fuck the girl while she eats out your ass

I blew my load on that bitches belly while she was eating my ass, Alabama Cesar salad alert.

by Boffa Deez May 15, 2016