Whale hunter

Dating a fat girl

Jake Henderson is a whale hunter

by Start as bogan August 25, 2016

Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021

Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020

Whale

A rather sizable fish, likely living in some pretty deep puddles somewhere.

Hey wait aren’t whales like.. really different from fish? I mean, they’re both aquatic animals but there’s gotta be SOME differences between them.

by Zn30 July 16, 2024

Whale

A big/fat/obese girl.

Hey bro let go to the bar and holler at whales.

by Kc crazy one January 22, 2025