the whale. it's pretty self-explanatory. a very stinky boy. has his days where he smalls like mouldy cheese. the whale.
by pakernham October 04, 2022
by fgyhuijokpjhgfchjkl August 06, 2022
A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.
by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020
Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh
Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."
Person 2 "what."
Person 1 "the blue whale"
Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
Person 2 "what."
Person 1 "the blue whale"
Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
by Professor Goodwin August 27, 2021
A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
by northwestlad October 07, 2015
A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
by moe November 24, 2003