Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

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monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021

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monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

by msterls7 January 26, 2017

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The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!

"Everyone needs a gin monkey in their life"

by Scratchett June 3, 2017

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Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.

I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.

by definer222222 February 25, 2019

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