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Dirty Jason

by anonymous May 30, 2023
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jason

a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.
nobody fucking likes jason the dick head
by karkar101 April 21, 2025
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Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very “funny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around
Jason
by Believe1. February 10, 2024
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Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.
Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny
by Jgill07 July 8, 2019
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Jason kuk

An object that is difficult to fit in places but once it's in it fits perfect.
The truck had a hard time squeezing in the garage but it turned out to Jason kuk after some pulling it in and out.
by Oldgf October 4, 2023
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Jason zuk

Jason a person with a small dick who loved multiple men and can take at least 15 black guys at once. He loves one women and I loyal but when it comes to men that’s another story.
Man 1: dude I totally got Jason zuked at that gay orgy last night

Man 2: get the fuck away from me
by Big boy Rico January 19, 2020
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jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022
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