Jason

Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.

He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.

- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.

by Isha boi November 22, 2021

Jason

a man with no hair, but thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

adam: who’s that thick boy with no hair

kenzie: that’s just Jason

by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is a good guy in bed.And many people say Jason dick game is strong.He a is lover boy and he likes to play football he is really Athletic he is tall and strong

Honesty :Last night jason was really good in bed.

Wassaname:Oh really??

by Luh_gaydiiwsydyssnnd November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.

Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!

by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021

Jason

He loves crack and booty holes

Hi jasonnn u see that butt

by Yourmomisfay November 22, 2021

Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.

Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!

by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024