Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.

He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.

by Daproduca September 21, 2018

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 7, 2017

two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion

-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."

by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

two handed legends

A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.

those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends

by Kevo5253 June 2, 2012

Two Text Tim

A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.

He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.

He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.

Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....

OR

TTT: hey

Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?

TTT: (no response)
*two days later*

TTT: hey

Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”

(Girl 2 reviews the convo)

Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”

by Uhhuhhoneyy October 8, 2020

two meter rule

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance

man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs

by eskimo___ May 3, 2020