Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"
by omally June 28, 2018
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Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 14, 2019
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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 03, 2022
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Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
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two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.
Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.
by progressives October 24, 2009
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Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
by Barcelona Supporter April 07, 2011
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two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.
I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.
by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017
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