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season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.
dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
by 3Wishes March 5, 2011
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two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.
Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.
by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015
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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022
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Conservative Two-Step

When a conservative runs to his and/or her safe space to complain about triggered snowflakes.
Ann Coulter used the good ol' conservative two-step at politicon 2018.
by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018
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Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"
by omally June 27, 2018
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two handed legends

A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.
those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends
by Kevo5253 June 2, 2012
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two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi
Man, the dude is such a two time talker.
by Gurly pop May 25, 2017
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