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What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the I reckon I can peace the story together mug.-"Hey, Daddy, tonight I want you to make me cum." Jacquelle told me.
-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.
-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.
We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:
-"I'm about to cum!"
She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.
-"That was so good, Papí,"
We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.
And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.
-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.
We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:
-"I'm about to cum!"
She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.
-"That was so good, Papí,"
We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.
And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
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2 years later...
jerry: and then the boys finally went to a camping trip
100 million years later
jerry: then the boys went to school
jacob: is this story ever going to end
2 years later...
jerry: and then the boys finally went to a camping trip
100 million years later
jerry: then the boys went to school
jacob: is this story ever going to end
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