by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jowrarah Jones' Word "'Cheshires'-Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Izzy is hard to describe, she’s such an amazing person and words can’t do her justice. She is kind and caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. You can talk to her about anything and she won’t judge you or talk behind your back. She’s always there for you and is so incredibly loyal, she will endure your long rants and lectures and not run away when you yell or shout. She’s so nice to everyone but will also help you hide a body without asking questions. When you're sad she’ll try and help and if she can’t will sit with you while you die inside. She’s incredibly smart and even though she tries to deny it very talented. She’s amazing at sports and has a stunning voice, and even with these amazing talents she never brags and always helps her slightly less gifted friends. Izzy is such an awesome person and a pleasure to be around.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
by Hufflepuffgirl2112 December 27, 2020
Get the Isabel Jonesmug. 
When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
by Asperger John July 3, 2020
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023
Get the may jonesmug. Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
Get the mike jonesmug. Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker
by guardchat April 23, 2024
Get the Donnie Jonesmug.