The Sad Pretender 

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

The Sad Pretender by Drakenology January 20, 2021

Little Sad 

An emotion, a feeling that your a little sad and broke cuz he's not the one huhuhuh....

It really hurtssss I'm a little sad... :(((

Little Sad by MarielovesherAnthony February 9, 2021

Big sad 

The big sad it when you are really sad

I have the big sad

Big sad by dying is gay February 17, 2021

big sad 

When someone is sad for no apparent reason or they are simply so ignorant that it becomes practically a comedic expression.

I'll say anything, I don't give a fuck (what?)
Santa isn't real, its your daddy dressed up (what?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad

- Pewdiepie

big sad by Mambo#3 March 24, 2021

So sad 

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."

So sad by Some guy who looks on UD June 15, 2021

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"

Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

a sad song with a few wrong notes by Uh What July 1, 2021

Wax Sad 

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax

Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad

Wax Sad by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021