roflmhopimp

ROFLMHOPIMP

-Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off Peeing In My Pants

"So a priest and a spork walk into a bar and..."

"ROFLMHOPIMP" haha

by Ishan Hill March 26, 2008

roflmfaowpimp

roling on floor laughing my fucking ass of while pieing in my pants

Bill: My dad cut him self in the vinger
Joe: roflmfaowpimp

by Rubeñ~± April 7, 2008

roflmaostfu

combined of 3 shortcut words.. ROFL LMAO STFU
which is (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off shut the fuck up!!)

ROFLMAOSTFU!!
Haha i am Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off (so) Shut The Fuck Up!!

by >>McLovin'<< May 2, 2008

roflsomn

Rolling on the floor laughing soda out my nose.
Pronounced phonetically as rɒf'-fɜːl-sɒm or rof-ful-som.
The result of a hilarious comment said at a completely inopportune time, such as in the middle of imbibing a carbonated beverage.
The expression can be used in any situation where an internet comment caused adverse effects irl. Alternative examples include spilling hot soup or coffee all over yourself or peeing a little.

Jesse: My bio professor was talking about conferences. She said she never comes because it's just a bunch of old guys. So I asked her if she knew that that's what she said.
Kiersten: ROFLSOMN! Oh, good God that's painful, brb!

by Arykj August 4, 2008

roflmfao

rolling on floor laughing my fucking arse off. Used on online games with text chat, forums, ect.

player1: (Box hits player1 and kills him) Ow...
player2: ROFLMFAO

by Steven Gergus (A.K.A Gergy) March 4, 2009

ROFLPIMP

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
Peeing
In
My
Pants

"OMG sammy did you see that dorks outfit!!? roflpimp ahaha!"

by JOSBABY January 27, 2009

Roflmaouiwmp

A stupid way to say 'Rolling on floor laughing my ass of until I wet my pants".

Boberto: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Carlito: What?
Boberto: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Carlito: ROFLMAOUIWMP!

by RachelRambunktious May 9, 2009