ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

poopie presties

When one becomes so drunk, they take all of their clothes off, run around, and finally pass out. Then they are found the next day in the closet by the host's mom naked in the closet covered in their own feces with a bucket over their head.

Josh went poopie presties last night! We didn't find him for three days!

by NtotheEtotheS July 7, 2009

premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

Just Posting it.

A term used when someone is fucking the dog or does not want to do work.

Hey , what are you doing today? Just posting it.

by UNKNOWN411 October 16, 2012

Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.

Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic

by Boosie November 22, 2013

Drunk Prestige

The act of getting drunk and playing any of the Call of Duty franchise games, subsequently prestiging after two or three seemingly good games whilst under the influence of alcohol thereby going back to the lowest level in the game, at the cost of all your weapons all for a simple rank upgrade.

Person A-"Dude, I got slammed last night on rum and drunk prestige in BO2"

Person B-"C`mon man, don't you know that crap is just to keep your playing and ignoring the lack of end-game?"

Person A-"It's working."

by Solid Derp Factor February 28, 2014

Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014