Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 8, 2019

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage

That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.

by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020

Post-Up Test

If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.

John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.

by Ballzack05 April 10, 2020