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hj over the pants

its when a girl is giving you a handjob over the pants
man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.
by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009
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Form over Function

Guy 1: Hey, what kind of computer did you get?

Guy 2: I got an apple! They look so damn sexy and they come with exclusive applications, like Safari!

Guy 1: You're a dumbass dude

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: All Apple does is make nice looking products, they have terrible performance issues. They're all about aesthetics, not performance. If that isn't a classic case of form over function, I don't know what is.
by JmacJeezy November 6, 2010
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All Over The Place

Yo, have you heard the best album of the year, All Over The Place by KSI???!!111!!1
by Jds1235 July 15, 2021
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brodies over whoadies

synonym to bro's over hoes. Made Famous by the California rap duo Audio Push in their song "Girls are Like Busses " .
Girl:

"Hey baby dont go out with the guys tonight, we can watch Lifetime and cuddle"

Dude:

"Hell naw girl, you must be out of yo skull. You know its brodies over whoadies"
by Split the Blunt March 16, 2010
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Ran over by a train

When a girl or boy or a hoe has sex with a lot of guys in a short amount of time
Guy: yooo did you hear ... got ran over by a train
Other guy: yeah she is a hoe, imma tap that next cause I need a booty call
by Brianna ( on youtube ) December 12, 2018
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Form over Function

Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.
Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...
by WackyH May 11, 2021
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Aces Over Kings

1. A reference to male homosex. The idea is that the generally dominant partner in the relationship (the "king") takes a "bow" and let's his favorite subject (the "ace") "rule" him for a time.

2. A reference to male homosexuality where the less-dominant partner in the relationship is allowed to act in a "power role" over the generally more dominant counterpart.

3. The "Ace" assumes the top position, while the "King" assumes the bottom position.

4. Any general reference to a male homosexual relationship or even sexual act where the usually less-dominant partner then "dominates" the generally more-dominant partner.
Whoah... This is an Aces Over Kings party. I didn't bring my whip, heels, or cream. At least I get to be on top for a change.
by Pfold the Sea Hag June 21, 2011
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