The Breath Of Versailles

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

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When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile eith your strokes

Person 1: are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes
Person: Good...you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

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red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 07, 2021

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A breath jungle is a room/area that emanates large amounts hot breath-like air that is steamy and moist.

"Ah man, that conference room felt like a breath jungle."

by gmr89 May 12, 2016

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man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"

by OogaBoogaBruh January 28, 2021

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What i call people when they slip on a piece of dog shit.

Person 1: Have you ever slipped on a piece of dog shit before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now A Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

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Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket October 01, 2022

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