Blake’s car

SHIT

Blake’s car Is used by shit cunts to be shit

by JoshHoultz November 28, 2019

Armored car

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

by Dude Decent January 12, 2017

Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

Car Oreo

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.

I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.

by Caroreo October 31, 2010

cars that bounce

What I want for my birthday.

Bounce bounce bouncy car!!!

by TheWiggidy April 21, 2004

car ballet

1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!

by some1 smarter than u May 2, 2013