gorge muffin

eating muffins til you puke.
erica and rose like to gorge muffin.
by Rose Loser Face June 24, 2008
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Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.
He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.
by squinthouse June 04, 2010
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Muffin Hut

An enclosed location on an FPS multiplayer map, where a sniper, or support gunner can hide and easily defend the position, the "muffin hut" is often the room/tower that was intentionally designed by the designers as a sniper/MG nest, and therefore tends to have a good view of strategic areas. The "muffin hut" refers to the ONE place on each map, that best fits the definition, however it is not uncommon for there to be a second "muffin hut-like" location, that is a convenient place to counter an enemy in the "muffin hut."

(the term could also be misconstrued as "dirty," and although that is not its usually its use, feel free to do so)
"Go to the muffin hut. We can plant mines in the only doorway, and we can mount our weapons facing the enemy spon point!"

"omg! Those guys in the muffin hut are camping our spawn point, and i tried getting in, but they've got mines"
by Uberwald93 September 10, 2009
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Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis
Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.
by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016
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Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.
"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"
by Faggot-chan October 10, 2015
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muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.
"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."
by GlideAbove December 16, 2013
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Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.
Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.
by daydizzle October 24, 2011
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