Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

Matte

A rink made form oregano and argentinian tears.

- Why is he crying?

- Oh! He is just making matte with his tears.

by kooopp November 3, 2022

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 24, 2022

matt t.g. shep

exudes swag

anna(1km) says matt t.g. shep is a fuckin sweetheart + total hottie + that she would + will die for him

by dmvmeu July 25, 2021

Matt

A mafia boss, he can only be spoken to as sir and boss

Hello Matt, are you the real mafia boss

by Hihejdndjdbxudb November 25, 2021

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron May 2, 2018