March 16

the day most of us went into quarantine

Dude 1: yo when did u start quarantine?
Me: March 16

by Short Chick Big Heart March 17, 2021

March 30

It is the day of the segggciesd beast ever known to date

Hey in born on March 30

Wow ur a silly goose

by Vaaaaiznotcool April 15, 2021

March 13

If you have a Secret Admirer And They Ask you out Today You Have To Reject Them

rejection march 13

by SblockLOL March 25, 2021

March 30

Give a nigga some good ass head

Jeremy: You know what today is?

Sophia: Yeah March 30th

Jeremy: ok so give me head

by lnexcusable March 21, 2022

march 15th

ignore hayleigh’s ft calls

*hayleigh calls you*
just let it ring bc it’s march 15th

by hsianxvns March 15, 2021

March 17

Give a hug to Emily DeBello!
-whether you’re her friend or you see her occasionally in the hallway

You don’t need to call out her name Emily DeBello loves surprises on her birthday, March 17th

by Short stack February 15, 2020

FART MARCH

Farting multiple times in a row while walking. with each step you let out another fart.

I was gassy and when I was walking across the street and I did the fart march

by the fartzer June 4, 2013