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Captain Monkey

The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.

TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!

Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?
by AnonymousApe January 12, 2023
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Monkey Round

A sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.
You go to the footy with the lads. Tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. Jimmy Mac asks "Did you not get the pies in?" Tom replies "They've got no pies left" Jimmy Mac notices pie crumbs round Tom's chops suggesting that Tom did infact have a sneaky pie. This is a monkey round.
by TommyBear August 8, 2015
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wind monkey

a tornado that was sent to work the fields, also known as a wiggaboo wigger
goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
by evanger October 5, 2023
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The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila
Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.
by Pweaw July 6, 2021
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monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.
*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"
by monkey momenter November 22, 2019
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Monkey poop

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
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Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.
Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger
by jokerswild February 13, 2010
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