The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.

by Pweaw July 6, 2021

wind monkey

a tornado that was sent to work the fields, also known as a wiggaboo wigger

goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress

by evanger October 5, 2023

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.

*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"

by monkey momenter November 22, 2019

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.

Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.

by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011

Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021