The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.
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Joseph has the best personality, he's down to earth and very loyal to the people he loves. However, he may be struggling to fit in with others, but he supports you and brings a smile to your face whenever you see him.
You may not realise at first, but as time moves on, you will see that he is super good-looking, with brown hair, green eyes, and handsomely tall. His smile lights up the room, and he can beat anyone at a game of Super Smash Bros.
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Sweet, intelligent, witty, compassionate, loyal, hilarious.
Joseph has the best personality, he's down to earth and very loyal to the people he loves. However, he may be struggling to fit in with others, but he supports you and brings a smile to your face whenever you see him.
You may not realise at first, but as time moves on, you will see that he is super good-looking, with brown hair, green eyes, and handsomely tall. His smile lights up the room, and he can beat anyone at a game of Super Smash Bros.
He's super humble about his achievements and empathises with you. He doesn't really need to try to be attractive, because he's a natural beauty and has the biggest heart. Joseph is someone that you will meet, and never forget.
Joseph is often underestimated, but he is someone who is so talented musically and puts his whole heart into everything. He is the sun on a rainy day and the star in the night.
Joseph is literally one of a kind.
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Joseph has the best personality, he's down to earth and very loyal to the people he loves. However, he may be struggling to fit in with others, but he supports you and brings a smile to your face whenever you see him.
You may not realise at first, but as time moves on, you will see that he is super good-looking, with brown hair, green eyes, and handsomely tall. His smile lights up the room, and he can beat anyone at a game of Super Smash Bros.
He's super humble about his achievements and empathises with you. He doesn't really need to try to be attractive, because he's a natural beauty and has the biggest heart. Joseph is someone that you will meet, and never forget.
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But ladies, you can give up if he is taken. He is extremely faithful to the girl he loves, and usually doesn't indulge in relationships that don't have potential.
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