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Jason

Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very “funny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around
Jason
by Believe1. February 10, 2024
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Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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Jason kuk

An object that is difficult to fit in places but once it's in it fits perfect.
The truck had a hard time squeezing in the garage but it turned out to Jason kuk after some pulling it in and out.
by Oldgf October 4, 2023
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Dirty Jason

by anonymous May 30, 2023
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Jason zuk

Jason a person with a small dick who loved multiple men and can take at least 15 black guys at once. He loves one women and I loyal but when it comes to men that’s another story.
Man 1: dude I totally got Jason zuked at that gay orgy last night

Man 2: get the fuck away from me
by Big boy Rico January 19, 2020
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jason

a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.
nobody fucking likes jason the dick head
by karkar101 April 21, 2025
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