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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting
jason has a big willy
by fact talker 69 February 7, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.
Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny
by Jgill07 July 8, 2019
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by ronnypaulino May 17, 2019
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Jason

He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person
ay yo its Jason he has a fat cock
by Butt3n September 14, 2021
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