A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.
Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
by King Sundaro1 December 2, 2016
Get the Norwegian Mud Bathmug. Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009
Get the stick-in-the-mud-itismug. 1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.
2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006
Get the Choking a mud turtlemug. Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
by S. Bruno May 11, 2008
Get the mud butt blastmug. The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.
(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."
by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008
Get the kansas mud flap mug. Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
by beefsupreme October 15, 2008
Get the Mud for my turtlemug. by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008
Get the Pack Your Mudmug.