Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.

Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.

by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

by WorseThanHitler December 1, 2020