Irish Goon

Noun. An Irish male who’s boisterous, drunken behaviour results in loud noise and assault charges on st Patrick’s day.

Adjective. To drink a lot, engage in fights and speak loudly like many an Irishman before.

Onlooker 1- have a look at guy, he just punched in with the bartender!
Onlooker 2- what an absolute Irish goon

by Enhale the richard February 20, 2019

Irish vacation

going to jail.
spending time in prison
spent some time at the graybar hotel

I haven't seen him in quite a while.
Maybe he took an Irish vacation

by brian mower October 29, 2007

Irish therapy

1. Boxing
2. Drinking

1. Can't get that anger out? Have you tried Irish therapy?
2. Yeah, O'Sullivan went down to Paddy's Pub for a little Irish therapy session.

by sexual mystery June 21, 2016

Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry January 13, 2009

irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.

"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"

by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016

irish yard sale

When a no-good husband or wife comes home to find his or her stuff dumped on the front steps.

"Maureen told Pat if he kept messing around on her he'd come home to an Irish yard sale."

by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015

Irish elbow

A bartender who knows how to pour a strong drink.

She poured me a killer drink. She has an Irish elbow.

by JBarks January 6, 2012