A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.
by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 5, 2023

by swift mama November 16, 2021

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.
Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

Sometimes girl's are gold diggers for money but most pf them are kind and loving but you know what kind of world we live in😃 but some guys think that gold diggers are cute they are not
by nicky ricky and dawn January 27, 2022

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

by CamisCool October 11, 2019

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!
by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024
