Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!
Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight
Girl 2: What you gonna do?
Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!
Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!
Girl 2: What you gonna do?
Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!
Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!
by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020
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Get the ass fart friday mug.When you are in a situation or around others and someone says something or does something and it makes you feel embarrassed or stupid when all along it’s that person(s) tgat really are the idiots.
Jimmy was shopping in the grocery store with his mother ,minding his business , and a group of millennials turned the corner in Jimmy’s aisle and they were making sexual jokes about food items , loud enough for Jimmy’s mother to hear and so jimmy became embarrassed because he knew his mother heard the cuss words and he knew ...she knew he heard them and jimmy says Friday under his breath.
by Rick Schroeder December 30, 2020
Get the Friday mug.If two men make the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor, it means in the event they switch bodies, they are given permission to look at, jerk off, or use for sex their new penis that technically belongs to the other man.
Me and Brian just agreed to the terms of the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor. Finally I’ll be able to see his dick if we switch bodies!
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
Get the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor mug.When one is in a strictly monogamous relationship and chooses to have an exception of monogamy on only fridays.
Tucker: Hey babe? what are doing? why are cheating on me?
Bob: What are you talking about? Don't you remember it's freebie friday.
Bob: What are you talking about? Don't you remember it's freebie friday.
by Anonymous 😄 January 5, 2021
Get the freebie friday mug.A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.
by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021
Get the Thank Gnome it’s Friday mug.1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021
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