freebie friday

When one is in a strictly monogamous relationship and chooses to have an exception of monogamy on only fridays.

Tucker: Hey babe? what are doing? why are cheating on me?

Bob: What are you talking about? Don't you remember it's freebie friday.

by Anonymous 😄 January 5, 2021

Thank Gnome it’s Friday

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.

“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021

Fun way Friday

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.

2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.

1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.

2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.

by MrEddyT January 13, 2021

Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them

This friday is fat rat friday

by Minco January 24, 2021

Funki Monki Friday

A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day

"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*

by Furry Owo February 3, 2021

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021