hood fighting community

The hood fighting community ranges from 12-25-year-olds who sit on their laptop or 2 mount monitor setup and play a pixel game all day. In the discord chat, they talk about how people kill themselves and about femboys. More than 67% of them say they aren't gay but we all know they are. There are real women in the hood fighting community, it's just you've never talked to a woman before so you wouldn't know how it feels or is.

Girl: I'm apart of the hood fighting community.
Man: Thats not true, women do not exist in the hood fighting community.

by wsgaudrey February 15, 2021

Frightened Pelican

When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.

Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.

by StraightCashHomey October 4, 2009

Flight Atten-dent

When a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you've suffered a flight atten-dent. Usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.

Man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent I got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.

by Lazarus727 April 2, 2011

Flightmare

An especially bad flight.

I just had a total flightmare from New York to LA. Crying babies, the whole nine yards.

by Skinnysherm June 21, 2011

rectal flight

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

by navonod April 12, 2009

Ball Flight Crush

Like a man crush , yet you have a crush on the way the golf ball flies off a players golf club face. Usually a pronounced right to left (draw) high ball flight makes one very jealous.

"Man..tough guy...calm down..we all know kenny perry's ball flight makes you hard! We know you have mad ball flight crush on him bro..now put on the suit!"

by badback9 April 13, 2009

stage fright

Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).

I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.

by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004