Evan

A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i

WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK

by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019

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evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 5, 2019

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Landrey Evans

A girl that is hard working and if u treat her right she’ll treat u right,she will care for u when ur down she’ll take your broken heart and and replace it with hers,she’ll love u even tho u messed up and will always forgive u as long as u know u fucked up, she will always ask u what’s wrong and if u say nothing and something is really wrong she’ll know.

Landrey Evans is like crown it’s good but it’s better with coke~non drinkers that means life is good but it’s better with her in your life.

by Landrey March 23, 2019

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Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

by M0nke March 19, 2024

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Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.

Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.

by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018

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