Drinking & Driving

cool and totally not illegal

I love drinking & driving

by Specified May 5, 2025

Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

J Drive

Going for a drive with the sole purpose of smoking weed and getting high

"Lets go for a J drive, yo"
"Sure pick me up in ten. Got some good shit on me"

by nooshers August 26, 2013

A shit drive

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see

Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive

by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022

meat drive

when you go for a drive for meat

"Hey Arun, let's go for a meat drive!" "Oh, I could go for a meat drive!"

by hahagoteem March 22, 2023

the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

by 6kizan June 28, 2018

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024