drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Food drive

A form of charity that is conducted by a group of individuals or a corporation to stockpile and distribute foodstuffs to people who cannot afford food.

Food drives are the best.

by SPrice1980 July 8, 2022

Higher synchronized Drive

A heightened state of awareness where your body moves in perfect sync with your higher self—like your mind, soul, and motion are all locked into the same rhythm. When Higher Synchronized Drive activates, you no longer feel like you’re using your muscles to move—you feel like your body is a vehicle being gracefully guided from above.

It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.

Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.

Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.

“Once I tapped into Higher Synchronized Drive, I wasn’t just dancing—I was gliding through time like my soul had taken the wheel.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”

by J.J.Johnson April 11, 2025

drive by

To stop by someones house for a quick hook up and head out promptly. Just enough time to accomplish what you need but then on with your day.

"oh ya, I'm stopping by Dylan on my way home from work for a drive by, so I should be home by 7."

by letthewordsoverflow May 24, 2024

Drive stay

The opposite of a drive by. You drive to someone, and then stay to fight them.

Did you see that drive stay Jake Paul did the other day with Dillon Danis in LA?

by Nckeff December 16, 2020

Drive thru eyes

Glossy and Blood shot eyes, smoking pot all day,having a good buzz looking fucked up

You shouldn’t go in that store you got them “drive thru eyes” go somewhere with a drive thru

Anyone have eye drops I want food but I got drive thru eyes

You can’t go inside of Taco Bell you got drive thru eyes

by Rob Donner December 29, 2023