Urban Douche

A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?

Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.

by TheUnknownSkier January 26, 2015

douche snackpack

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.

shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche-lobster

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.

Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!

by snark2468 December 1, 2013

douche safari

when you go to a place and you notice there's too many douchebags there.

damn, this place is overrun with douchebags. this place is like a douche safari

by bluehefner April 16, 2010

douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010

The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019