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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
mugGet the Cleese Diseasemug.
the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
mugGet the yo momma disease (your mom a disease)mug.

Visourious Disease

1. A nervous system disorder that involves uncontrollably and repetitively saying ñaahaplaying ("nahimsaying" really fast). Those diagnosed with visourious disease tend to say the term "ñahhaplaying" after every sentence or at any random time. It is a highly contagious disease that was founded in Miami, FL in 2018. Doctors and specialist have yet to find a cure but some researchers are leaning towards the theory that you can "unmilk" it out of your system.
-"Yo are you down to go to the tree and smoke crack? ÑAAHAPLAYING"
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.
by anakardashian July 22, 2018
mugGet the Visourious Diseasemug.

Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
by The Kash Register October 25, 2022
mugGet the Spider-Man Diseasemug.

Cardiovascular disease

Cardiovascular disease (CVD) is any disease involving the heart or blood vessels. Mainly it is caused by listening to music by a very terrible artist by the name of “Cardi B”. Also known as “the cardi b disease”
Bardigans or whatever her fans are called usually have any type of Cardiovascular disease and 23.4% of her fans died from the disease, seriously people do NOT listen to her music, it is trash⚠️
by EMD F59PHI July 30, 2024
mugGet the Cardiovascular diseasemug.

sangita disease

a word used someone that is retarded.
oh look at her she has the sangita disease
by murda man. June 12, 2022
mugGet the sangita diseasemug.

smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt
oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease
by ajtrappy November 1, 2022
mugGet the smackintosh diseasemug.

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