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south Texas clam chowder

The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.
Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!
by Suka may korncob April 20, 2023
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tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.
by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017
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wham bam right in the clam

When a girl takes a punch right in her pussy
Those two girls were fighting when one hit the other right in the pussy. She looked at her and said “wham bam right in the clam bitch”.
by JDubya67 June 2, 2019
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be alpha if you want clam

If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.
I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
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Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder

The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.
Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.

Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?

Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023
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New England Clam Chowder

When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums
"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"
by n-dog April 28, 2008
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New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 7, 2007
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