tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.

Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017

south Texas clam chowder

The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.

Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!

by Suka may korncob April 21, 2023

wham bam right in the clam

When a girl takes a punch right in her pussy

Those two girls were fighting when one hit the other right in the pussy. She looked at her and said “wham bam right in the clam bitch”.

by JDubya67 June 02, 2019

Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 01, 2020

Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder

The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.

Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.

Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?

Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.

by KnowItAll1979 February 05, 2023

New England Clam Chowder

When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums

"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"

by n-dog April 27, 2008

New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.

"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"

by Giddy55 February 05, 2007