by Hector Perez September 23, 2021

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.
Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.
Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.
by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

" you must of got a fat shot of coffee last night, because you were BUMPING YOUR JIBBS all night, and he kept half of us up with him." SMH
by DoobieJonesallinurmouth June 27, 2021

Yes, you aren’t the only one having this issue it’s fucking annoying and kinda scared me, just fucken stop vaping so much and drink more water and make sure to gargle with salt water!,,,
Hey man I got bumps in my throat, sauce me your vape, friend : that’s gross ur not using mine ever, also friend: looks In mouth, me: oh yeah who’s the fag now suckerrrrr. Bumps in mouth from vaping
by Vaping addic January 19, 2021

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
