Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

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Booty bump

Booty bump is when you take a shard and shove it up your butthole. Then have someone stick their penis in your butt and start bumping

Hey last night me and stephan decided to booty bump and now my bottom is sore and burning.

by Jewlzy May 21, 2021

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Finger Bump

When two people finger the same vagina at the same time; and touch hands whilst inside said vagina.

May or may not include eye contact between the two fingerers making eye contact.

It was so cool when we finger bumped inside of Barbara whilst in the bus the other day.

by Ksmith666 November 20, 2019

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Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

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The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

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