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Bacon

A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
OR
a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.
"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."

or

" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "
by crystalbeans June 21, 2009
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Gay Bacon Strips

Those rainbow sour candy strips, they are very good on candy BBQ's
Gay bacon strips! Gay bacon strips!

You should add some moar gay bacon strips to that!
by Raynesta August 1, 2011
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Bacon

1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.
"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"
by Oshkosh Fan October 14, 2008
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Bacon

A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.

Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.

Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!

Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!

Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
by Charlotte Jane April 6, 2010
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bacon boy

'you scrawny bacon boy'
, 'you would like my cock wouldn't you bacon boy'
by Shaggy February 18, 2005
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BACON

Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon
by ily 69 March 24, 2010
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hot bacon

User as an exclamation when you realises something obvious, or you get a great idea. Use much like the term 'Eureka'.
by WilfWJ May 11, 2006
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