Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.

by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020

bump that jazz

A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit

I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.

by ChrisFnP February 26, 2014

bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril

my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!

by roperdoper November 13, 2021

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018