shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole

oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her

by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018

Beard World

Where a person goes when they are high on marijuana. The equivalent of Margaritaville for those who drink.

Frankie: Where are you going ? On a burn run ?
Will: Yeah, we're on our way to Beard World.

by Colleen Barbie March 31, 2008

ginger beard

when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !

Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!

Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!

by Fagfromhell May 18, 2023

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

Kiner Beard

A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness

"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"

by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012