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ballegde

oh boy where do I even start. ballegde originated from that one fuck ass video of 5th harmony where that one bitch was tryna do a Jamaican accent and failed brutally. anyways, ballegde has become more of a state of mind tbh. like oh hai ballegde or ballegde. ballegde can also be used as a term of endearment to add to people names. commonly used as a middle name, especially when the original name is boring as fuck. if someone calls you ballegde they love you. Nicknames including "leg" and "leggy" are rooted in the traditional nickname of "ballegde."
"lets go ballegdes were late!!!" "thats Liam balledge smith"
by Kbreezie April 4, 2024
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Ballcrusher

Those pointy things on amusement park rides that cause great pain to the testicles
"My balls hurt for hours after I went on a ride with a ballcrusher."
by Derfan123 May 2, 2024
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Ballet

The best way to spend your time. Full of stretching, dancing, and occasionally falling over, ballet is the GDOAT(Greatest Dance of All Time).
"That ballet we just went to was fucking awesome!"
by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025
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Balerowama

When someone says something out of pocket to fill uncomfortable silence.
Why did you do a balerowama
by Jerry J Jr Studios April 1, 2025
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Ballard Basketball

A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.
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Balless’itus

Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.

Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.

Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”

Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”
“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdinifull-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”
by Double Dozer October 29, 2025
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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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