When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.
"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"
by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017
When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.
“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.
by Rahad Jackson January 01, 2023
To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.
You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.
by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023
Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 23, 2021
When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.
by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020