Black as fuck, funny as fuck, sexy as fuck. Has the longest schlong ever, gets all the hoes. Also one more thing, he is black Jesus so don’t mess with him or he’ll smack the 💩out of u. Anything black Jesus says goes.
Aaron is a sexy mother fucker
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Aaron is the most sexy mother fucker there is. When he whips out his master piece the ladies faint at its whopping size. His handsome looks gain the attention of man and woman. If you no an Aaron regardless of your gender it's ok to get a boner or be attracted
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Get the Aaron mug.A nice, good boy who wear a lot of khakis and dates a lot of people who he doesn’t really because he’s scared being alone. He doesn’t know how to break up with people, despite the constant being in a new relationship.
Aaron is very politically charged, but the majority disagree with his views.
Aaron never know when to shut up and this can often cause anxiety and anger in his friends and peers, he has very little sense of societal norms (he’s probably not even human), but he has a strong friend group who loves him despite that.
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Aaron often resorts to “pulling an Aaron” which is coming up with a situation that will not happen, but will give a lot of stress to his friends.
“Why did you say that the elevator is going to breakdown while I’m in it, don’t pull an Aaron like that”
Aaron is very politically charged, but the majority disagree with his views.
Aaron never know when to shut up and this can often cause anxiety and anger in his friends and peers, he has very little sense of societal norms (he’s probably not even human), but he has a strong friend group who loves him despite that.
An Aquarius King
Aaron often resorts to “pulling an Aaron” which is coming up with a situation that will not happen, but will give a lot of stress to his friends.
“Why did you say that the elevator is going to breakdown while I’m in it, don’t pull an Aaron like that”
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