Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
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johnson coldhand

shower beer in one hand, Johnson in the other!
That was the longest Johnson coldhand ever man!!!!
by LiLRoNNiE July 25, 2017
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Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
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The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded
bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night”
by caleb hodge December 21, 2022
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The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off
The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!
by Darth Swanson February 26, 2020
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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
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Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.
by Pencil J. January 07, 2025
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