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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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Johnson Jumble

Wow! That’s so Johnson Jumble!
by Your WeebyStalker November 26, 2022
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Johnson

Johnson is a lion of the jungle
by Sam156 November 24, 2021
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Ed Johnson

Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.
by Doerr7 July 2, 2022
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Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)
by Dean68421 November 4, 2021
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spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
by captianstabber May 20, 2014
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johnson

a penis akaJohnson
get my Johnson wet
by igotaboner June 6, 2016
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