Apple Sus

Apple sauce made from gay apples

I called my friend Apple Sus at school because he is gay

by Apple straight October 15, 2018

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Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

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Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

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The computers manufactured by Apple. There are MacBooks (the laptops), iMacs (the all-in-one desktops), and Macs (the tower desktops). It is best to buy it if you have an iPhone and/or iPad, but the iPhone/iPad can also do well with a Windows PC.
The thing is however, they are overpriced. The Apple mobile devices are fine for the price and what they are. Like the cheapest MacBook you can find is at $900, and the desktops $1100. You can get better specs with a Windows PC at that price, such as gaming PC builds at around $1000 and that can handle higher-intesity tasks than Macs. Same for gaming laptops, with their specs more worth it for the price.

Girl: I have an iPhone, iPad, Macbook, and iMac. It's so amazing.
Boy: Apple Macs are overpriced, and not worth the money bruh. You can get a better Windows PC with your money, even a good gaming PC. Fuck Macs, all my homies hate Macs

by fc2078 December 14, 2020

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Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012

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