The 11

Only 3% of ken have a completely straight penis

Most have an 11 o'clock. Mayve even a 10:30. Up, down, left, right, mixed. According to my doctor. 100% normal to have an 11.

It was a little bent to the left, but it made it feel bigger. I've never been with a 12. Up, down, left or right it is always The 11.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

11-track

The only good number of tracks on an album

Guy: Hey bitch, got any music for me to listen to?
Bitch: I got the new moment bends 11-track album
Guy: HELL YEAH PLAY IT 11-TRACK DA BOM

by loafhouse March 11, 2022

November 11

National choke on jello day

Make sure not to eat jello on November 11 or else you will choke

by Sizzlevizzle November 10, 2020

august 11 2008

if you are born on august 11 2008 you are the cutest most kind person ever you will have a long life and have the best future you will have a lover at age 23 and have 3 kids two girls and one boy

is your birthday on august 11 2008 cause you remind me of someone

by your beast December 9, 2020

Aug 11

Aug 11

Kiss you toes one by one

Aug 11 is sucking, kissing, or licking your toes day!

by Romigames August 10, 2022